#703

To the tune of Candy Shop by 50 Cent I hope?

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#704

:frowning:

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#705

Okay that’s much much better, he’s done you there. Just wait til he starts bringing out “LET’S START A WAR, START A MUESLI WAR”

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#706

Both the name and the concept are ridiculous and you deserve everything you get. That being said, “I wanna take you to the muesli bar” doesn’t even scan so neither of you has showered yourself in glory here.

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#707

What does that mean?

HOW is the concept ridiculous? I think it might be Scandinavian and they’re cool as fuck

#708

Doesn’t scan = the words don’t fit the tune.

Having a few jars of seeds and what have you seems perfectly fine, it’s making it a feature and using the whole lot as a blanket term for a meal that I’m struggling with.

I’m having muesli = OK.
I’m having muesli bar = ???

#709

I have never heard that phrase before. Is it a youth thing?

Here is the muesli bar

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You’re having muesli? Ok let THE MAN tell you how many seeds and nuts to be eating!!

You’re having muesli bar? Oh nice do you like a teaspoon of chia or two? Ahh just a pinch of almonds NICE!
MUESLI BARRRRR

Maybe @BodyInTheThames or @whiterussian can help me? is this a hygge thing?

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A thread about breakfasts (and also Nan foods)
#710

Also it’s a nice ritual of going to the muesli bar. It’s therapeutic. It’s a nice way to start the day assembling your own muesli…rather than bleakly pouring a shop made one into a bowl

DULL
GET A LIFE

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#711
you're a superstar

at the muesli bar

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#712

ILY MEOW

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#713

Very minor things but

If we’re watching a drama on telly and someone starts crying really hard at something really bad - I always say “why are they laughing?” - kills it every time.

Also whenever a police officer addresses a female superior officer as “ma’am” I always say “she looks too young be his mum”. That’s probably more a dad joke thing though.

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#714

Mostly hear it in relation to football chants tbh, like when fans try to wedge a player’s name into a song where it doesn’t fit.

If you just referred to it as eating muesli (which is fundamentally what you’re doing) you’d have saved yourself a lot of hassle.

#715

I spent 60% of my time indoors fitting words into songs and they don’t always have to fit PERFECTLY and if they don’t fit perfectly, it just adds to the ridiculousness of it all.
But enough about how comedy works!!

And no I will never refer to myself as “just having muesli” cause i’m not a sheep who simply has muesli. I’m going to the muesli bar to curate my own muesli for breakfast.

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#716

I maintain that “having muesli bar” is ridiculous, but applaud the tenacity with which you’re defending your position.

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#717

you say bar when its clearly a tray :confused:

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#718

This is why you are the best meowz

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#719

BUT I stand up there like I would stand up at a bar, hence why I call it the muesli bar. The assembly tray is set within the muesli bar space and should not be moved.

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#720

I’m with you. Like an ice cream station isn’t actually a station but its the name of it.

#721

THANK YOU!!!

“What are you having for desert?”

“I’m having ice cream station”

#722

So near, so muesli bar

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