Annoying your partner *Official Thread*

[meowington]

use the light on my phone to get into bed without turning the lights on and end up shining it right in her face

THIS is what I get and it makes me fucking livid.

[anon35496508]

Clive turns on the radio to hear the news the minute that he wakes up. I got to bed later because I was out. I do not want to hear the radio. Need to think of something of equal value to get back at him…

[aboynamedgoo]

Clive turns on the radio to hear the news the minute that he wakes up. I got to bed later because I was out. I do not want to hear the radio. Need to think of something of equal value to get back at him…

Tell him to pay the licence fee first if he wants to listen to the radio.

[anon35496508]

The BBC has a television licence, not a radio licence. You are allowed to listen to BBC radio without paying a licence fee.

[aboynamedgoo]

You are allowed to listen to BBC radio without paying a licence fee

The licence fee funds BBC radio.

[anon35496508]

You are not legally required to have a TELEVISION licence to listen to BBC radio. No argument. Fact.

[andyvine]

she gets what she deserves with this tbh

[pinkybrain]

My girlfriend is staying with her grandparents whose house doesn’t have central heating, so instead there is a furnace that heats the kitchen/living room. God bless her for trying to explain this to me like I’m a regular human person

[allisfulloflove]

Other than the Aga?

[Epimer]

I’ve been told I’m not allowed to do any more heavy lifting around her because of how much it makes me fart.

It doesn’t make me fart, I just find it hilarious to hold them in until I’m at the apex of a lift or otherwise staining.

[Bamnan]

…staining?

[HotBeefTrauma]

Bleak

[Epimer]

You’ve got to commit to your art, Bammers.

[ghosthalo]

have started claiming i invented the phrase “the cat’s pyjamas” and the obvious idiocy and fraudulence of this claim is driving her batshit, i love it.

[Jeremys_Iron]

Have started singing the programme over the theme tune of whatever we’re watching. Channel 4 news is a good’un.

[ghosthalo]

pro tip: idiotic claims are where the real fun is at. walking about earlier and told her, “seriously, no word of a lie, you know how people wear hoodies beneath a normal jacket? well i was the only one who did that like 10 years ago.”

[anon35496508]

Clive hates doing the washing up so I’ll sing, “Do the washing up, do the washing up, if you don’t like to do it then you’re out of luck” to the tune of Do The Hucklebuck. He has to do the washing up to shut me up. I need to figure out new lyrics for the rest of it to make it worse for him.

[Epimer]

Told a bunch of people we both know but tend to run in separately that she’s taken up vaping. She hasn’t taken up vaping.

Looking forward to seeing where this leads.

[meowington]

We’re doing this 1000 piece puzzle together and regularly I keep just shoving random puzzle pieces into the wrong place and being like “sometimes you just have to wiggle them in so they fit properly” knowing full well it’s very much the wrong piece.

I also keep dropping a handful of tiles off the table every so often and going “I’ll get those later” and watch him run around the table to pick them all up instantly.

[sadpunk]

This is evil!