Annoying your partner *Official Thread*

That’s up there with me getting home from work yesterday and Jimbo telling me he saw a dragonfly, and me repeatedly replying “Eh, you saw a dragon flying?!?!”

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When my little man was a bit younger he’d do a really husky Lego Batman voice complete with dodgy faux American accent and say “Iron Man sucks…” to which I would reply with variants of “But your socks aren’t creased?” etc.

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Have recently discovered that Salmon rhymes with Gammon. So that’s two mealtimes ruined for my wife. How it took me this long to realise I’ll never know!

This is a bit of an unpleasant twist on the annoying your partner/children gig.

I was playing a game in the back garden with my boy (8), and I had increased my lead to 5. “19-14” I announced. He said “Is that when you were born?” and proceeded to absolutely laugh his arse off. Had to wear that one on the chin and it was a standing 8 count.

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Saying ‘I win’ whenever I finish a meal/cup of tea before them

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I told my partner that restaurant chain Frankie and Benny’s is owned by Frank Bruno

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Did you say co-owned with Nigel Benn?

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Damn missed a trick there

My phone broke and until my new one arrives, I can’t control the Sonos stuff. My gf keeps putting on “Can’t Touch This”.

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