Annoying your partner *Official Thread*

In the shop in the departures area at an airport before a flight.

Her: “Do you want to get anything for the plane?”
Me pointing at hat: “I think it would look quite nice with that hat, what do you think?”

I’ve got about 67 different variations of that response ready to go.

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Booting out a catflap at 3.30am

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Just order chips from the takeaway then ponce some pizza off of the tv.

Tbf he calls it za so this is fair game right?

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The other day Mrs F told me she though Brad Pitt was starting to look like Matt Damon as he gets older. I thought about this for a bit and then suggested that perhaps she was confusing “looking like” with “has now also done a film promo poster wearing a space suit”.

She’s sticking to her guns, but I’m enjoying bringing it up every now and again.

I impersonate her “catchphrase”, which she never says, in an accent (basically a generic northern falsetto) that sounds nothing like her.

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I also maintain that it’s such an embedded catchphrase that “it’s all I ever bloody hear from you”.

“Ooooh, look at me…”