- reduce load on the indoor bathrooms by
Shitting together. A couple that shits together stays together.
Congratulations!
Iām really not kidding on the breathing thing, sadly. Iāve had some problems lately with a lot of phlegm building up in my throat, so Iām clearing my throat a lot. This bothers me, but obviously you tune it out a bit yourself after a while, but itās obviously bothering her more. A little while back I noticed that she was pretending to clear her throat every time I did, which obviously got on my tits as well. This culminated inevitably in a āoh shut upā, āno you shut upā, āI canātā etc stand-off that was to put it bluntly really upsetting. Iāve been trying to drink a lot of water recently which seems to help a bit, butā¦ not been a fun few weeks.
Sunday is our first wedding anniversary.
Thanks boss!
Congrats big lad!
Iāve been getting some good mileage out of telling my wife I want incredibly boring and practical things for Christmas and my birthday.
Started with her asking me what I want and me saying a smart thermostat. That wound her up (āa thermostat?! For Christmas?ā). Then moved onto a loft boarding kit (āwhat even is thatā) and in the last week have been telling her I want a bigger recycling bin from the council (āyou can fuck offā).
You jest but my boyfriendās aunt genuinely asked for tesco own brand 2 in 1 shampoo and conditioner one year
Being a boring man I would actually be delighted with any of my suggestions (although maybe not a 2 in 1 shampoo and conditioner)
I told my parents I wanted an outdoor extension lead when they asked the other day.
That sounds pretty shit
Weāre in a family secret santa and its obvious one of my bfs brothers has me as heās told me my santa has asked what I want and I really want a door mat Iāve seen online. I told him āI want that oliver bonas doormatā and heās like ālolā and iām like āiām serious, I really want a door matā
For gift context from my parents due to me asking:
For my 30th I got kitchen knives
for my 29th I got a heated airer
For my 28th I think I got a duvet
Iām getting a Microplane and a citrus juicer and Iām very stoked for both
planning a murder and disposal were we?
I really want a bath mat (nay, I REALLY want someone to make this particular bath mat come back in stock https://www.johnlewis.com/john-lewis-partners-flower-tile-tufted-bath-mat/p4810642 )
I really like that bathmat.
I bought a STUNNING bath mat from Homesense which is white with HUGE monstera leaves on it. Loved it I did. Then washed it and the green ran out into my bedsheetsā¦then washed it several times more and itās still running!! But I love it too much to part with it.
Thatās nice. Looks like it could be a bathmat appearing in Midsommarā¦
Recent favourite: whenever weāre in the big supermarket in the cookware section, Iāll go full David Byrne and give it a āTake a look at these pans!ā, āThereās a tumbler!ā quite animatedly
Started to wheel it out wherever else I can, such as in the beer aisle (ācansā), vegetables (āyamsā), etc. Havenāt cracked my partner yet, but itās only a matter of time
(come to think of it I think I spoke about this with jezza_irons at the boozer? did I nick it off him? lol)