#146

I secretly suspect my gf has started watching more Disney stuff purely to annoy me, because she knows I think it’s drivel for adult babies.

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#147

Do you ever worry that you’ll come home one time and there’ll be a full on barn owl flapping about the place?

#148

Constantly.

#150

Theo. What did I just say.

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#151

I don’t read the other replies before I reply to a post directed at me, m8.

#152

wow REALLY?

#153

Of course: no one else can answer a question directed at me.

#154

marckee would give it a decent go tbf

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#155

She gets riled by me ‘not finishing the job’ when I do the washing up - eg not wiping the side down properly or ‘forgetting’ to wash something up.

I can escalate things further by suggesting it would be nice for her to do the washing up for a change. Apparently there’s always loads of washing up for her to do when she gets back from work, I’m fairly sure it’s just a couple of mugs and her own cereal bowl from breakfast though.

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#156

This is now the Thursday Filth Thread.

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#157

I’m not winding her up at the minute because she’s mad busy in her last few weeks of uni. It’s killing me.

I did jump out from behind something in Sainsburys and scared her on the weekend though. That was funny, about 50 people looked at me like I was scum which only made it better

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#158

I like to make up stories about landmarks in the city that are totally false.

Told her the Christy Ring Bridge was named after the person who invented ring roads as a system of traffic management and that he was from Cork originally. She was not pleased when she found out he was a hurler and that I had fabricated the whole story.

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#159

Good work Kg :slight_smile:

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#160

I had her with an absolute gem like this recently, I’ll make a mental note to post it here when I remember what it was.

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#162

having someone on hand to irritate is probably the biggest thing I miss as a single man.

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#163

One of these lads!

#165

I’d get it right, too.

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#166

Hurling just looks like it would hurt like fuck to play :grinning:

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#167

I’m really good at spotting when someone’s wearing a wig, so I always (subtly) point it out to her when I see one. Last week I mentioned that someone in the pub was wearing a wig and got her to guess who. She guessed about 5 different people before I told her that no-one was.

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#168

The animal patting thread reminded me that whenever we’re watching a nature documentary (not often) and the narrator says something like “but there is one animal that [blah blah]” before cutting to another scene, I always say “Is it the most dangerous animal of all: MAN?!”

Get tedious (for him) pretty quickly

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