- grand national
- the news story about the National archives making documents from 30 years ago public
GCSE/A Level results being in the news
Publication of the Fringe programme
Christmas sandwich day
Flying ant day.
Are we just naming dates in the year here? Cool. Burn’s Night.
Christmas goods on the shelves are becoming less useful as a marker of progress through the year, though. I remember finding mince pies in Sainsbury’s in… September last year?
Fa Cup 3rd Round
Local news story about supermarkets not calling them Easter Eggs
Local news story about kid not being allowed back to school because he has stupid hair
4 entire months of poppies
Local news story about supermarkets selling “festive crackers”
The first day of every month when everyone goes “it can’t be May/August/March already!”
(How is it June ffs)
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Publication of the Fringe best jokes of the festival [/quote]
and with that, I yield
The start of the Tour de France and not enough time in the day to watch all the sport I want to watch on the telly.
st swithin’s day