Anonymous Polls thread

I :

  • am never going to take part in role-play during sex
  • am open to the idea of role-playing during sex
  • am keen to do it but haven’t yet
  • have done but wouldn’t bother again
  • am a serial sex role-player

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and also (hilariously obvs)

  • Roleplaying during sex? I’ll be the Half-Elven mage please!
  • Roleplaying during sex? What if I get my mace stuck up there?

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  • All of the above
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@discobot roll 2d12

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:game_die: 3, 1

I’m not really sure what discobot is.

I mean, I assume, it’s someone’s alt account created for laughs. But part of me wonders if it’s real.

  • I know what you mean, saps, I’m kind of unsure too.
  • You’re a fucking idiot, saps.

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top disser role-play fantasies

  • sexy pizza delivery person
  • sexy burrito artist
  • sexy mortgage application refusal
  • sexy confrontation with a stranger over public transport etiquette
  • sexy jeremy corbyn

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please don’t leave us :disappointed:

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Sexy “person actually impressed by your diverse knowledge of musical back catalogues”

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“Sexy neighbour with pot of tea / SOAWJO”

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:heart: sophie hagen

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I didn’t realise you were liking other people’s underrated posts as well :frowning:

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think I misunderstood this, I thought it was about accidentally jizzing on your own face (dont know my own strength)

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  • Jizzed on my own face on purpose
  • Don’t know my own strength
  • Never

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I think People need to think more about what people are doing to your toothbrushes.

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Degreeeeeeees

  • 1st cause I’m a neeeeeeeerd
  • Standard issue 2:1
  • Disappointment Desmond
  • Gentleman’s
  • Ordinary (lol)
  • Not even on universitybook m8

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I worry that I’ll become racist when I’m old, and will have dementia or something and will just come out with awful abuse.

might as well start now

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I am:

  • White
  • Not white

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Of the following options, how would you describe yourself politically…

  • Right-wing
  • Right of centre-ish
  • Centrist
  • Left of centre-ish
  • Left-wing
  • Apolitical

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Wish I could anonymously poll the British public and ask all the Brexit voters if they’ve changed their stupid fucking minds.

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