don’t think it had crossed my mind until i read this poll

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We’re all too polite to take the last biscuit or slice of communal cake. But you’re in the office kitchen (or whatever) and the last one is there. Nobody can see you - what do you do?

  • Say to the office, ‘last one, anybody want it?’
  • Take it to someone who hasn’t had one yet
  • Shove it in your face before someone notices
  • Bottle it and run

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Not buying it.

Everyone must’ve at least contemplated a pissed-up upsidedowny (mirror?) wank at some point, male, female or neither.

what, looking in a mirror while you do it? can’t think of anything worse tbh

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Think this is pretty niche mate. Ever seen Shortbus? Think it might be for you.

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  • :angel:
  • :on: :top:
  • :dog:
  • :cowboy_hat_face:
  • :six::nine:
  • :question:

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The majority, 56%, say otherwise…

What does the angel represent? Necrophilia?

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I’ve already said that I can see the differences. So the professed genuine amazement can be stepped down.

I was, and still am, moved on from that sentence. I referred to it because of the input from stairs but pointed out that I was not then and am not now asking for it’s meaning to be debated any further.

It might not have been directed at anybody in particular, but that doesn’t preclude it from comment. By commenting on a poll, you become a part of a discussion. There’s no obligation to post a commentary (and not likely to be any particular benefit if theres no scope for discussion thereafter).

Someone thinks something about you that you don’t agree with. And vice versa. That’s life. I think, at this point, (when a user has noted their exit) you are ‘chasing’.

(And, to be clear, I’m not seeking anything whatsoever from you here - and there’ll not be any more responses to you from me in this thread after this post.)

You think I’ve been passive aggressive. I think you’ve been overly confrontational. Whatever. We’ll get no further than this.

I’ll repeat one thing: I’m sorry it’s come to this.

it’s quite clearly a missionary

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Clearly

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worse - fell in a duck pond

As a kid I did see a man, an adult, slip on a banana skin. I only ever saw this happen, before or since, in a cartoon.

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Do I, wr, ~like~ too many posts?

  • aye, bit needy
  • what?
  • no it’s nice

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So many of my under-appreciated posts get a solitary wr like, it’s a great little boost

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I often get a solo Theo like, which is pretty brutal.

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I like it when you’ve been away for a few days or haven’t read a thread that I’ve posted in loads, and I get a page of likes from you :slight_smile:

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@incandenza is king of this. Wake up like oh i’ve got 20 new likes… oh inca came online.

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Love the indignation of this. Reminds me of the time I years ago when I said that I didn’t get the appeal of pissing/being pissed on and a former DiSer who shall remain nameless windmilled in with “surely it’s one of the first things you try with a new partner??” and refused to believe that this wasn’t something that happened with everyone.

Happy days.

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