#43

All i know is that they all drink protein shakes.

#44

I creep to the front door and peer through the spy hole with the light off in the hall way. No one comes round unannounced that I actually want to talk to. Send me an email, it’s easier to ignore.

#45

boke

#46

Haha…

http://forums.thedigitalfix.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-233690.html

#47

i have my flat intercom switched off almost always now. no one buzzes it except people looking for a different flat

“oh hi mate i was looking for 3/2 but they’re not answering”
“well fuck off then.”

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#48

Almost a daily occurrence around half 8:

~knock knock knock knock doorbell doorbell knock knock knock~
Postie
Stagger bleary-eyed to window
Look out bedroom window, point at trunk by porch
Postie puts parcel in trunk and gives me a thumbs up.

JUST PUT IT IN THERE ANYWAY FFS

#49

Half 8? I’m calling bullshit on this.

I haven’t had any post delivered before 11am in over a decade.

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#50

Nah bro, we’re great here. I think we’re the furthest point on the postie (Derek)'s route so he drives out here then works his way back towards the depot. Always before 9!

#51

Well fancy that! Where do you live?

#52

Outskirts of Winchester

#53

Very nice. Fair play to both you and Derek :+1:

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#54

a porch trunk is it

#55

Thanks Lawnie!

#56

I’m flat 10, but to buzz flat 1 on our intercom you have to dial “01”. Obviously nobody does that, so they dial “1” and realise that it doesn’t buzz anyone, so they put in a zero which buzzes me. Absolute pricks.

We’ve put a note up next to the intercom explaining this, which doesn’t seem to have helped at all.

#57

Nah boiiii, it’s outside the house, next to the porch. Full of spiders, the garden waste bag, old bottles, etc.

#58

do you mean a bin

#59

Have you tried putting “POLITE REQUEST!!!” on the note?

#60

FFS I’m not taking a photo. It’s a big trunk, you could fit a person in it. Particularly a 13 year old person. Named Max. Who is scared of spiders.

#61

Excellent. Though reading that it looks like they don’t actually pull the trigger in Leon and in BBII it’s a bullet hole not a spy hole… I haven’t seen any of the other examples.

#62

I don’t do the notes. No idea who does, come to think of it.