Ant and Dec --Ant


#21

This thread is about to get exhausting, isn’t it.

#teamhyg


#22

Should just have a clean slate and give all their shows to the Chuckle Brothers.


#23

It makes it less poignant and tragic.


#24

FTFY


#25

Leaving conference.


#26

Oh no of course man, not saying otherwise. I hope he finds the help he needs.


#27

Just like Ant :cry:


#28

Why does Ant, the largest of of the duo, not simply eat the other one?


#29

ROSCOE AND MARLON’S SATURDAY NIGHT TAKEAWAY

MARLON: Hello everyone, put your hands together

ROSCOE: Now part them

MARLON: Now please put them together again

ROSCOE: Hmm… … … repeat the two actions in quick succession please thanks

The audience are clapping

MARLON: Thank you thank you thank you I’m Marlon

ROSCOE: And I’m Roscoe and this is

MARLON AND ROSCOE: Roscoe and Marlon’s Saturday Night Takeaway

ROSCOE: Yes we are standing in for Ant and Dec this Saturday, yes they are the kings of Saturday night light entertainment and whatnot but we’re sure we can put together a crowd-pleasing evening of mainstream accessible entertainment

MARLON: And kicking things off it’s our extra special musical guest! PHILIP JECK


#30

Anyone managed to think of a double act where one goes on to be really famous and the other one sinks into obscurity? I can’t do any better than Mike and Bernie Winters so far.


#31

Give him time.


#32

I honest to god wouldn’t want to put money on knowing which one is which.


#33

I was going to say Les Dennis and Dustin Gee but that seems a bit cruel.


#34

Tom Hanks and Hooch


#35

The White Stripes?


#36

Feel genuinely sorry for Ant, his ex wife, and for Dec and his wife too. By all accounts the four were best friends for a long time, and the whole thing is shattered. Ant and his wife had to deal with the heartbreak of infertility- some people just don’t ever get over that. And then his knee operation resulted in an addiction to pain relief, and the wheels properly started to come off the marriage- you can see only too easily how he could have ended up in the mess he’s in.

Does anybody in such a mess really think they’re above the law? None of us can say for sure, but I can imagine when he got into his car battered that day he wasn’t thinking ‘I’m ant McP, fuck the polis, I can do what I like’. I suspect it was much more basic than that.

I really hope he gets better and properly rehabilitated, and that the duo get back on screen. They seem like genuinely decent people, one of whom has lost his way.


#37

Everyone agreed that Challenge Ant went too far this time


#38

DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince


#39

Ant and Dec

  • I like them
  • I do not like them and am a deeply untrustworthy person

0 voters


#40

I don’t understand how your initial post is NOT implying otherwise…LEAVE ANT ALONE