Anti-Christmas Thread


#1

If the sight of animal corpses might upset you don’t click on the link.

I’m not against Christmas at all but for those who are here’s something to kick off with.


#2

Oh brilliant there’s a photo in the link. Sorry.


#3

Hoping this was about Father Christmas’s sister.

Pretty disappointed.


#4

Oh, deer!


#5

Sorry, that’s very shit.


#6

Roe no!


#7

Alright, Scooby Doo.


#8

Doe! (D’oh) (simpson’s reference)


#9

*simpsons


#10

Donner and Blitzen getting literal.


#11

Still got it!


#12

#13

Raining (deer) blood
Reign in (deer) blood
Sleigh-er!

(none of these work)


#14

It’s the fact that you tried that counts.


#15

#16

Christmas markets have really become a festering wound on our towns and cities now haven’t they. The novelty wore off years ago and now they’re just shite pedlars of the kind of junk you used to only be subjected to if you had the stupidity to visit a garden centre (for some reason) in December


#17


#18

Jesus Christ!


#19

I used to like xmas but I hate it more every year as i move thru my 20s.


#20

http://www.mcdonalds.co.uk/ukhome/whatmakesmcdonalds/articles/which-mcdonalds-uk-restaurants-are-open-over-christmas.html