#8

Doe! (D’oh) (simpson’s reference)

#9

*simpsons

#10

Donner and Blitzen getting literal.

#11

Still got it!

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#12
#13

Raining (deer) blood
Reign in (deer) blood
Sleigh-er!

(none of these work)

#14

It’s the fact that you tried that counts.

#15
#16

Christmas markets have really become a festering wound on our towns and cities now haven’t they. The novelty wore off years ago and now they’re just shite pedlars of the kind of junk you used to only be subjected to if you had the stupidity to visit a garden centre (for some reason) in December

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#17

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#18

Jesus Christ!

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#19

I used to like xmas but I hate it more every year as i move thru my 20s.

#20

http://www.mcdonalds.co.uk/ukhome/whatmakesmcdonalds/articles/which-mcdonalds-uk-restaurants-are-open-over-christmas.html

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#21

oh thank god my mcdonalds is open 24 hours on xmas day

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#22

can’t even imagine how sad it must feel to be in maccy d’s on xmas day.

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#23

#feelinfestive

#24

What else is there to do?

#25

Not a bad gig if you dont give a fuck about Xmas and want to make extra coin.

#26

Obligatory

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#27