Any idea what this is trying to say?

1 Like

I don’t know, but the parallels between the toxic masculinity within the text and - let’s not go as far as calling pot noodles toxic, but acknowledge that they don’t have the health benefits of a plate of steamed veg - are definitely worth calling out

Yeah I reckon it’s trying to say

BE THE KING OF ALL LEGENDS.
NEVER CHICKEN OUT.
COMMAND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS
TO MUSHROOM INTO REALITY.
WWW.POTNOODLE.COM

8 Likes

Maybe it’s to the tune of Go West, like that awful Jubilee song

This was meant to be a reply to the thread in general, soz - I’m getting over a fever and I’m all of a mess

1 Like

Manifest? Muster? I wouldn’t overthink this, they just needed to put mushroom down somewhere.

I disagree strongly, I would like the boards to treat this as a P1 and get to the bottom of this asap

7 Likes

Ask them on social media?

you’ve fallen into their trap my dude

On it

7 Likes

I think its meant to mean zoom and its a shit rhyme?

my dudes, mush room is meant to be “rush/zoom”, obviously

i thought we were all doing a bit

Mushrooming (sounds pervy, probably is, dunno) is used to signify rapid growth from a low base, it’s often used in terms of populations. It’s like a sort of earthier version of blossom, and this ain’t no chicken and blossom pot noodle

13 Likes

Yeah I don’t think it’s meant to be a replacement for a different word it’s just using mushroom in an unusual but acceptable context

8 Likes

Look at us being fun!

1 Like

A pair of fun guys!

6 Likes

BACK OF THE NET

doesn’t seem like there’s mushroom for debate on this one

Thought this was a reply and was so confused

11 Likes

Is zoom into reality a phrase?