Any quotes you like?


I usually think quotes, particularly well known ones, are trite and clichéd…but maybe DiS knows some better ones?

I quite like “Everyone wants to be the sun that lights up your life. But I’d rather be your moon, so I can shine on you during your darkest hour when the sun isn’t around.” It’s a bit slushy but relevant for relationships and mental health.


@discobot quote

Edit: fucked that didn’t I


If you cant handle me at my worst then you sure as hell dont deserve me at my best - hitler


"I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.”


@discobot quote


:left_speech_bubble: Don’t be pushed by your problems; be led by your dreams.



Lars Ulrich


‘If you can’t handle me at my best, you don’t deserve me at Le Tournoi’ - @marckee


The one I got for repainting my kitchen ceiling was pretty good


That’s why you’re the judge and I’m the law talking guy


A great many things keep happening, some of which are good, some are bad.
St Gregory of Tours



I live for now, not for what happens after I die. If I die and there’s something afterwards, I’m going to hell, not heaven. I mean, the devil’s got all the good gear. What’s God got? The Inspiral Carpets and nuns. Fuck that.

Jeremy Corbyn




I overestimated you all



You pretty much doomed it with a sincere starter in the OP.

If you’d just asked for favourite quotes, maybe dropped in a Simpsons reference, you’d have had much more of a chance.


The sky is beginning to bruiseeee

Said like Richard Griffith’s


£39 for an MOT last week. Thought it was too good to be true but it wasn’t too good to be true.


I did a wee laugh