I worked in a bank for a bit when I was a pup. my till was pretty much always down as I honestly didn’t give a fuck and was too busy daydreaming instead of adding stuff up

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Exactly

hmmmm… seem to be losing a bit right now, just about to have some coffee?

hmm

dunno about this. the guy will end up getting shit about it so i’d probably point out his mistake. unless

a) he had been arsey with me
b) it was a chain shop

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A quid win on this Venezuelan match too.

I thought about that for a sec, but he clearly wasn’t paying any attention to doing his job properly. They had a barista to make the coffees, and the carrot cake was from self-service counter, so he had literally one job.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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It’s still theft

two bags of salt in my salt and shake the other day.

:metal:

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Lock me up and throw away the key.

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woke up early one day this week

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Sold some crypto currency for a profit of around 3 euros this morning :+1:

used to work massive shifts in a nightclub - sometimes you just get so tired you end up making those mistakes. @Im_On_Safari at least at my place, unless the tills were way down no one cared. the mark up on alcohol and coffee is huge, and they usually dont spend much (/anything) on training, pay the staff min wage, plus the tills are usually old & shit, so they expect it.

Was found Not Guilty in court last Wednesday afternoon. I didn’t do it. It was the correct decision. But as a result I am skint due to solicitor’s fees. So despite it sounding like a big victory it is diminished by how much it cost me.

what did you not do? was it a sex thing?

@prisonaboynamedgoo

You would say that…

That sucks though, always thought the ‘losing’ side had to pay costs

No, not a sex thing. Common assault. I don’t hit people though. I wound them with my wit.

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Actually, no, I didn’t have to pay costs. My costs were paying a solicitor, thousands. Having been found not guilty, I can claim back a portion of it, I think around 42%, which is the amount that the solicitor would have been paid if I’d been eligible for legal aid. But it’s still a lot of money that I’d rather have not have had to spend.

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