#21

Why can’t you get shampoo in a bar?

This question only for people whose username start with a consonant.

#22

i don’t buy shampoo. i wash my hair with bar soap.

nb: i have no hair

#23

because it was damnedruff

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#24

That’s not an answer more just facts about your life.

#25

it’s all i have to give

#26

alcohol is more profitable

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#27

I guess you wouldn’t get any in a greaser bar. (A greaser bar is a thing isn’t it?)

#28

You can… from lush.

#29

let’s say it is and I know what you mean

#30

Under no condition(er)

#31

Next time I’m picking up a bath bomb I’ll get one.

#32

Christmas Eve?

#33

My hair smells like an avocado at all times now though.

Jokes workshop
#34

Guacamole

#35

That’s the joke

#36

Is everything ok down there Theo?

#37

Where were you in the workshop!?

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#38

Thanks Balonz.

#39

I’m not sure why you care about the health of my nether regions but all seems fine, thanks for asking, Tone.

#40

Goddam Theo I agree with you.

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