I bought a bulk load of tapeworms and now I’ve got them coming out my ass.
I’m up to my neck in roll neck jumpers
I’d been planning to make a load of candles and now I’ve got wax coming out of my ears.
i’ll give you credit, this one is good
Went to the garden centre to get some firewood but also panic bought a few hundred conifers. Now I can’t see the wood for the trees
Backed up to the back teeth with dental floss
Lesson 4 of my 7 week calligraphy course to write ‘heretic’, and frankly I’ve had it up to here with it
I might buy two tickets for a Sleeper gig. That’s two more than any household would ever need in their lifetime.
Still, better the devil you know
i’ve got more unground cinnamon than you can shake a stick at
Don’t encourage him ffs
got 4 tins of black beans
WHAT A KEEN BEAN YOU ARE!!!
I bought far too many sausages. The guy at the shop did say I was bang out of order.
Too much coke.
Bought too much Dairy Milk and now my cupboards are chock-a-block
shouldn’t have bought so much fresh corn. i’m up to my ears.
Overdid it on the discounted sports bras and now they’re getting on my tits
She’s on a roll
overdid it on feline aerobic equipment and now i don’t have room to swing a cat