Anyone else really overdo it with stockpiling?

I bought a bulk load of tapeworms and now I’ve got them coming out my ass.

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I’m up to my neck in roll neck jumpers

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I’d been planning to make a load of candles and now I’ve got wax coming out of my ears.

i’ll give you credit, this one is good

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Went to the garden centre to get some firewood but also panic bought a few hundred conifers. Now I can’t see the wood for the trees

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Backed up to the back teeth with dental floss

Lesson 4 of my 7 week calligraphy course to write ‘heretic’, and frankly I’ve had it up to here with it

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I might buy two tickets for a Sleeper gig. That’s two more than any household would ever need in their lifetime.

Still, better the devil you know

i’ve got more unground cinnamon than you can shake a stick at

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Don’t encourage him ffs :roll_eyes:

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got 4 tins of black beans

WHAT A KEEN BEAN YOU ARE!!!

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I bought far too many sausages. The guy at the shop did say I was bang out of order.

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Too much coke.
Snowed under.

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Bought too much Dairy Milk and now my cupboards are chock-a-block

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shouldn’t have bought so much fresh corn. i’m up to my ears.

Overdid it on the discounted sports bras and now they’re getting on my tits

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She’s on a roll :joy:

overdid it on feline aerobic equipment and now i don’t have room to swing a cat

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