Anyone ever made truffles?


#1

And have a good recipe?

For my office’s secret santa, we have to MAKE a gift - no buying novelty presents allowed. I have to make something for the boss, and he fucking loves whiskey, so I thought whiskey truffles might be a decent bet? Hit me up some simple recipes, or suggest other hilarious possibilities if you’re a child.


#2

Just train a pig to go find some for you


#3

I don’t have time for porcine education.


#4

Yeah but they weren’t much cop. Boozy chocolate is a bit rubbish isn’t it


#5

I don’t have to eat them.

It’s “cook” something or write a poem at this stage, so cookery it will have to be.


#6

Do you not have any homebrew lying around?


#7

mixtape


#8

I think they’re tricky to make decent ones, make some spicy nuts or something.


#9

If someone gave me a mixtape I would rip their lungs out.


#10

I have vague memories of making some a few years ago. They worked quite well.

Certainly better than our stab at making chutney.


#11

How hard can that be, you just ruin some fruit.


#12

one of the things you make in home ec/food tech
melted chocolate rolled in cocoa and sprinkled with these


#13

BRANDY too


#14

Yeah, it ended up a bit too watery in the end, couldn’t get it to thicken.

And the house stank of vinegar for a while.


#15

Bran?


#16

I might make you a mixtape, it will melt your icy heart


#17

Bit of cornflour would have fixed it, I reckon.


#18

Cooking relies on love not science


#19


ta-da


#20

Piece of piss mate, you’ll nail it