Could go a bag of S&V McCoys, a handful of cocktail sausages and a Twirl right now. What can I get you?
I’d quite like for someone to feed me spoonfuls of coleslaw in the same manner in which Cleopatra was fed grapes if that’s an option
Just brushed my teeth for the night! No snacks for me
Unorthodox but I’ll allow it as it’s you.
I’d like a new type of snack that doesn’t exist yet
When would you like it?
No thank you, I ate too much dinner and now I live with regret
Could go a few twiglets, maybe some cubes of cheese on the side.
Yeah this is exactly the kind of thing I was after.
What a contrary fellow!
Nah, I’ll have some Twiglets as well, cheers
Just had a saysage roll and some fruit pastilles instead. Unsatisfying.
Oh, actually, I’ll take some “Snyders Jalapaeno Pieces” or whatever they’re called. I’ve never tried them before.
They’re very nice actually.
I wouldn’t know, I’ve never tried em
I was telling you a fact not asking for a damned news bulletin!