is the servant using a utensil to deliver the coleslaw or just grabbing a handful and holding it near your face?
Reckon the clue is in the word âspoonfulâ. This is clearly a very well thought out depraved fantasy.
This just in, I donât care a hoot!
Chicken donner, chips, cheese and chilli sauce and a can of 7-up please.
Hey hey hey, no one mentioned a servant! Iâd want a willing participant to lovingly feed me.
Not against hands though, depending who it is, Iâve already got covid so whatâs the worst Iâd catch?
@Funkhouser understands me, as always
Saysage
Thanks for stopping by anyway, Iâm happy with the way this thread is panning out.
Yeah, its pretty solid stuff really. Iâm weighing up a thread about âwho is the biggest bastard you knowâ but I think Iâll probably give it a swerve at this stage
More of a âFriday at around 10.20-10.40amâ type thread that.
I think its the kind of thread that should be tossed out on a saturday morning when nobody really has to even notice it
To be honest, earlier I toyed with making a thread entitled âwhen was the last time you had to jump on something to make it close properlyâ so I wouldnât worry too much.
Quite a lot of food left.
Do they have any Mexican Chilli McCoyâs there?
You betcha! Are they nice?
Theyâre the best McCoyâs flavour. Supermarkets donât stock them. Usually just newsagents. I grab those and some Space Invaders.
I will seek them out forthwith.
Iâll just have a mint please
can I have a bag of prawn crackers?