#6

Reassemble the squid.

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#7

Attach them to the bottom of your ears and pretend you’ve got those ear lobe stretching things

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#8

Got an idea but post Watershed

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#9

These both involve chilli so yeah that sounds ideal

#10

Thursday is tomorrow

#11

^the latter

#12

Cook them in a pan.

Not quite sure what sort…

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#13

Bit of rice and choreetho and you’ve got an authentic @profk paella on your hands, sunshine

#14

Gonna have to lose the choteetho, bunch of pescetarians round here.

#15

Won’t be authentic then, you’ve just got a fishy risotto.

#16

Salt and pepper squid? Go down the Chinese route.
Get them battered and make your own aioli?

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#17

Salt and pepper is tempting

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#18

Be a doddle as well man.

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#19

Buy some prawns and make a seafood linguine with them.

#21

Cut loads of crab (flavoured) sticks in half, stick them together in a criss-cross ‘x’ and have a nice game of fishy naughts and crosses

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#22

Stinky hair bobbles.

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#24

Edible cock rings

#25

But I don’t even have an edible cock

#26

Unlucky pal

#27

Let alone many cocks…