I don’t fancy it. I’ve got a ticket for Kaye Tempest that night instead. It’s a WeGotTickets ticket that I can transfer if anyone wants it.

Pish, damn this living in Glasgow shite

Me! I can send you money on Paypal if you let me know your email.

If you message me your name, email address and postcode (they’re needed for a WeGotTickets ticket transfer) I’ll re-allocate the ticket in your name.