Apparently there's a leak coming from my flat

Get on with it Corbyn

Sex cupbpard, a song famously sung by Tom Jones. Who is not from Wales.

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Sex plumb, sex plumb
You’re a sex plum

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Plumber told me not to come

he was into psychological domination

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To Wales. Which was fine, because I have no connection with the place.

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Remember Destiny’s Child (im pretty certain it was them) being on the chart show when that song was released. Mark Goodier announced the song “Mama Told Me Not To Come” and one of destiny’s child replied “especially in your eye as it will blind you”.

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Clearly listened to a lot of dre 2001

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Oh my god they are Queens

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None of my stuff is ruined

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And your sex swing?

Slighty musty, possibly unrelated

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Remember leaks. When albums leaked.

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https://hasitleaked.com/2017/radiohead-oknotok/

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Wiki leaks?

i don’t care what they see

as long as they don’t steal my synthesizers

image

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once i lived in a house where the gas meter was in my room. once while i was at work the gas person came to read the meter and my landlord, who happened to be there, let them into my room.

unfortunately that morning i’d spilled some cocopops while sitting on my bed, had time to wipe up the cocopops but not to change the bedding. so two people had been in my bedroom and seen my bedsheet with a brown stain on it.

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Just preparing for nuclear war?

mattress was shit so bought a new one, road outside is noisy at night. kismet.

do you ever put the other mattress on top of you and pretend youre a sandwich

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no but did have both mattresses on the bed for a bit and it really fucked my back and neck up