6/12

Raul

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7/12

Inzaghi perhaps

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Crespo

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Inzaghi and Crespo - 9/12

I would love to see some sort of high tech AI simulation of this team in action. 11 oliviers simultaneously looking on with polite indifference while the other team just sort of wander past them to score their 30th goal.

Zidane

Nope. Should count double but the volley is his only one

I was going to say Crespo!

Benzema?

Surprisingly not

Bites his upper lip, flicks his eyebrows at the nearest camera as the other team make it 30-0

“But who is the real winner here, Clive”

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Karl-Heinz Riedle!

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I remember Casemiro scoring a rocket vs Atletico. Did he shithouse another one that I’ve forgotten bout?

One of the two tricky really tricky ones is gone. 10/12

Nope

Vladimir Smicer

Did someone score 2 in the AC Milan 4-0 Bartha?

Did Deco get one while at Barca as well as his Porto one?

Nope.