April's Action Free Football Thread

really hope gunnersaurus is doing okay

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Starting to doubt it’s usefulness to society more than ever. Football’s fun. But it burgeons really putrid inequality under consequential ethics which people take for granted elsewhere in the economy, and I actually think it divides fanbases more than it unites atm. So many people at the top of the system just seem to want the outright worst for the world. Sack it all off in my actual honest opinion.

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Wasn’t always this bad, I swear.

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…no

I like big goals

Itty bitty goals

Missed a sitter goal

Against City goals

I like the pretty goals

In the top bins

Get fingertips on

Watch it crash in

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This is exactly the sort of thing I was imagining

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That Yeboah goal remains the most satisfying thing I’ve ever seen in football, particularly the angle behind the goal.

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remember when eric cantona said he prefers a perfect pass to a goal?
what a loser

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Nah, good passes are nice as well.

I miss Zidane when he used to play football. It was a while back, but he was very good at it, except when he got sent off.

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He’s an artist though, artists are always saying whacky things on accounts of how they’re on “a different plane” or whatever

Genuinely one of my favourite things he ever did

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My favourite live goal. I was right in line with that.

Very great when a pass narrowly evades a desperate interception attempt imo

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Love a great pass. Takes 7 people out of the game

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Ah, I miss it so much. That feeling of getting up knowing you’re off to a game, few beers, etc. etc. Also the other side of football when you wake up knowing you’re going to sit on the sofa all day and watch three matches, only moving for toilet breaks and snacks.

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so easy to forget what that’s like

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very aesthetically pleasing pass (at 24:30 if timestamp doesn’t work)

Every Goal | Ole Gunnar Solskjaer | Manchester United - YouTube

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I just follow the Man Utd pidgin account for news now

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