Turkish football’s great. Loudest fans, disturbingly intense rivalries, plenty of corruption.
I quite like Portuguese football. It’s weirdly sort of…vacant and atmosphereless, then the games between Benfica and Porto or Sporting massive shitfests.
Scottish football’s fucking incredible. Something mental happens every game. You can be watching Ross County v St Johnstone on a Friday night and an old granny will get blasted in the face with the ball, or a mascot will trip over an advertising board, or someone will clothesline someone else. More people should embrace it, it’s terrific value.
When you think about it’s fucking mad they don’t show more Brazilian or Argentinian league football on telly here. See Scotland, but more steroids. Last time i watched a Boca v River game the fans invaded the pitch, someone got hit by a flare, and one of the managers unsuccesfully chased a dog at one point. This is what we want.