Should japes have lunch now?

  • Yes
  • No, but maybe a snackette before dinner
  • No, just wait it out till dinner

0 voters

Lionel Messi 56
nemrac
Aggpass
allisfulloflove
BobRickerton
boneworm
boothyfearssatan
chanticleer
colon_closed_bracket
dingaling
FKA_Adam_Jeffson
Funkhouser
he_2
hofo
imaperv
Inkjetlakes
keith
ma0sm
paidinfull
shrewbie
Steved
Tuna
wonton
aboynamedgoo
AcceptanceIII
almal100
AphexTwinkletoes
barleysugar
beeswing
blind_pilot
casinobay
chadders
ChorizoPasta
colinfilth
colinzealuk
Cristaltips
drastic_measures
fappable
hip_young_gunslinger
jont2001
kermitwormit
laelfy
laika
meowington
OhHeck
p_a_u_l
phattrien
rangus
shinymcshine
Slicky
Smee
songforsaturday
spicer
svenrokk
Unlucky
zorb
Parsefone

Cristiano Ronaldo 44
JaguarPirate
kram
gonad
Berrrk
billy_jizz
DarknessFalls
Elights
friendofthenight
froglet
FunkyBadger
futilityofendeavour
greenerharris
hexagram
japes
Jarvis
manches-brute
McGarnagle
mildmanneredjanitor
Octobadger
rainmaker
roastthemonaspit
SpessMareen
stupidsexyflanders
TKC
twentynine
badcustard
andyvine
avocado
badmanreturns
bluto
chuff
Icarus-Smicarus
juninho10
Kovacs77
lastdino
Scott_Chegg
Shoebox1976uk
SleepingCapybara
Songs_about_ducking
tilty
TVDenimChap
urbanfox
Vian
thewarn

Pele 3
2AMERICAN4DIS
Gazorpazorp
Joke

Mohamed Salah 2
SmittenMittens
maggieloveshopey

Andres Iniesta 1
FKA_Shiggs

Diego Maradonna 1
grievoustim

Ole Gunnar Solskjær 1
whiterussian

Sergio Aguero 1
Lordscopie

Thierry Henry 1
wecehockeyhawer

Danny Shittu 1
fullstop

there’s only one captain of europe

tips fedora

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bet my replies would be funnier if they weren’t all 20 minutes too late

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Can I just say, I 100% Googled this one, and am glad I did and didn’t just go with Matt Le Tissier like my instincts told me to

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Chim chimminy chim chimminy chim chim charoo

still waiting for his rice i think

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Fucking hell fucking fucking fuck

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Googling confirmed. No way 56 DiSers would naturally think of Messi before Ronaldo.

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probably not

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Ronaldo is a scumbag so…yes.
(is messi any better? should I google?)

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they’re probably starving by now though

I actually meant the Ronaldo from Brazil, could you change my score please?

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Ronnie won’t be happy with that

jont2001 is the new leader by a single point! But you couldn’t get a Rizla between the first 5. It’s wide open ahead of everyone’s favourite question…

After Q13
1st jont2001 776
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE
2nd AcceptanceIII 775
3rd Jarvis 772
4th Unlucky 771
EUROPA LEAGUE
5th friendofthenight 766
6th p_a_u_l 758
TOP 10
7th colon_closed_bracket 744
8th laika 740
9th OhHeck 739
10th juninho10 736
TOP HALF
11th TKC 735
12th Icarus-Smicarus 732
13th= ma0sm 731
13th= allisfulloflove 731
13th= boneworm 731
16th SpessMareen 725
17th japes 723
18th= Berrrk 721
18th= Aggpass 721
20th lastdino 712
21st thewarn 711
22nd grievoustim 710
23rd rangus 709
24th nemrac 707
25th greenerharris 702
26th Inkjetlakes 696
27th= Elights 693
27th= boothyfearssatan 693
27th= casinobay 693
30th blind_pilot 690
31st shinymcshine 687
32nd JaguarPirate 686
33rd spicer 680
34th zorb 678
35th Octobadger 677
36th= SleepingCapybara 674
36th= chanticleer 674
38th Smee 665
39th froglet 664
40th Steved 662
41st beeswing 660
42nd FunkyBadger 659
43rd songforsaturday 657
44th rainmaker 656
45th drastic_measures 653
46th wonton 648
47th phattrien 646
48th SmittenMittens 639
49th BobRickerton 635
50th Songs_about_ducking 630
51st hip_young_gunslinger 629
52nd chuff 628
53rd paidinfull 627
54th badmanreturns 626
55th TVDenimChap 623
BOTTOM HALF
56th= hexagram 618
56th= Funkhouser 618
58th Joke 614
59th hofo 611
60th he_2 609
61st imaperv 606
62nd= Vian 605
62nd= AphexTwinkletoes 605
64th dingaling 600
65th Lordscopie 599
66th kermitwormit 596
67th gonad 595
68th Slicky 593
69th wecehockeyhawer 585
70th mildmanneredjanitor 583
71st billy_jizz 582
72nd Shoebox1976uk 580
73rd kram 576
74th laelfy 575
75th aboynamedgoo 574
76th= Gazorpazorp 572
76th= urbanfox 572
78th DarknessFalls 564
79th twentynine 558
80th fappable 556
81st svenrokk 555
82nd Tuna 553
83rd colinfilth 550
84th= bluto 546
84th= badcustard 546
86th Scott_Chegg 542
87th almal100 541
88th= Kovacs77 538
88th= FKA_Adam_Jeffson 538
90th shrewbie 533
91st ChorizoPasta 524
92nd barleysugar 516
93rd whiterussian 511
94th keith 498
95th futilityofendeavour 489
96th= meowington 479
96th= colinzealuk 479
98th= avocado 476
98th= andyvine 476
98th= tilty 476
98th= Cristaltips 476
102nd McGarnagle 463
103rd stupidsexyflanders 443
104th maggieloveshopey 439
105th chadders 411
106th Parsefone 402
107th FKA_Shiggs 383
108th 2AMERICAN4DIS 359
RELEGATION FODDER
109th roastthemonaspit 333
110th manches-brute 277
111th fullstop 13

Wow, what a display of sportsmanship. Fair play award winner right here.

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Stop it you literal monster

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