Are Pink Lady apples even slightly healthy?


#1

Evidence For:

  • They’re apples, apples are healthy
  • They sometimes have a bit of green on them, and green is healthy

Evidence Against:

  • Utterly delicious
  • Sweet like chocolate, boy

Any scientists online to put this one to bed?


#2

yeah


#3

thank you Dr


#4

Bet some apple snobs are gonna pretend they’re not the best apples


#5

All apples taste the same.


#6

That pink lady coldpress juice is probably one of the best juices ever. Wish I had a pink lady apple tree instead of whatever sour crap grows in my garden


#7

I don’t even have a sour crap tree, be grateful for what ya got


#8

They’re no Jazz apples, you’re right


#9

the most polyrhythmic of all the apples. and the most delicious.


#10

Well they’re good for the birds and wasps etc but not for people. The cooking apple tree tho is where it’s at, I make a crumble every year I can be arsed (which is most)


#11

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. An apple a week keeps the illness peak. An apple a year, well, that’s nowhere near [enough]


#12

This is now the apple thread

Best apple?

  • Pink Lady
  • Golden Delicious
  • Granny Smith
  • Gala or some other incorrect option

0 voters


#13

Anyone who votes for Granny Smith is a prick.


#14


#15

amazed golden delicious haven’t had advertising standards after them yet tbh


#16

It’s braeburn. Grow up.


#17

Gala or some other incorrect option


#18

Tbf, apples are a bit shit


#19

Tried a Pink Lady, mate? (CWBAFT etc)


#20

Prefer a jazz