Are potatoes truly alive?

Well? Are they?

Thanks to @anon24576931 for this thread idea

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Can a parsnip know love?

What is clove? Baby don’t hurt me

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Yes, but they are not sentient (thank heavens)

Eggs = Cheese
Lasagne = Sandwich
Potatoes = Dead

Can’t remember what the other ones are.

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I think, therefore I yam.

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I dunno, do you keep proper tabs on what the potatoes in your house do at night when they think they aren’t being watched?

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They do have eyes…

They look tired in the morning, perhaps they’re getting mashed

I’ve run out of puns. That shallot!

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You’ve rosti plot!

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Jan Ĺ vankmajer knew what was up with both potatoes and coal (9m30 in for the disobedient potatoes)

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Aleyeve you too xxx

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The dauphinoise were monkeys

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Not just alive, but also Scottish I discover from the news today.

I think it’s fair to say sweet potatoes live full and valued lives.