Are socks underwear?

Stockings are definitely underwear and aren’t they basically just sexy lady socks?

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A really great trick was “Are you a virgin?” “Erm… no?” “Hahahahaha you’ve had sex!!!”

I miss pre-pandemic office environments

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Absolutely not. Sexy lady socks are underwear-adjacent though.

Of course socks are underwear.

In the way that a tomato is a fruit.

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A tomato is a “food”

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“How often do you kiss your mum, you know, on the (w)hole?”

I’m wearing odd socks today.

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What the fuck are you talking about!?

They look pretty normal to me!

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This photograph has made me feel uneasy. #alwaysmatchingneverplain

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Socks are hosiery.

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Oh that was another thing people used to say. Also “which hand do you wipe your bum with”. Sorry for not attending as hip and sophisticated a school as you.

Horsey is an animal.

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Underwear should not be visible unless the wearer is dressing or undressing, therefore socks are not underwear, imo.

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Velcro socks

What about Superman?

Socks entirely made of velcro?

Clearly a wrong ‘un

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No, normal socks but you do them up with velcro

When do you ever do your socks up? I’m sorry but you’ve been conned here.