Stockings are definitely underwear and aren’t they basically just sexy lady socks?
A really great trick was “Are you a virgin?” “Erm… no?” “Hahahahaha you’ve had sex!!!”
I miss pre-pandemic office environments
Absolutely not. Sexy lady socks are underwear-adjacent though.
Of course socks are underwear.
In the way that a tomato is a fruit.
A tomato is a “food”
“How often do you kiss your mum, you know, on the (w)hole?”
What the fuck are you talking about!?
They look pretty normal to me!
This photograph has made me feel uneasy. #alwaysmatchingneverplain
Socks are hosiery.
Oh that was another thing people used to say. Also “which hand do you wipe your bum with”. Sorry for not attending as hip and sophisticated a school as you.
Horsey is an animal.
Underwear should not be visible unless the wearer is dressing or undressing, therefore socks are not underwear, imo.
What about Superman?
Socks entirely made of velcro?
Clearly a wrong ‘un
No, normal socks but you do them up with velcro
When do you ever do your socks up? I’m sorry but you’ve been conned here.