Are there any causes you'd actually go to war for?


#1

Like the Spanish civil war or something, but modern day? I’m not sure there is one for me, personally. Even an invasion of Britain, just get out of dodge.


#2

Fully automated luxury gay space communism.


#3

Yes


#4

more portions.


#5

er,


#6

Aside from principled objections, I’m sometimes glad that I didn’t live in a time in which I’d be forced into fighting in a battle or way, I’d go to pieces and am a complete wuss.


#7

There’s still time!


#8

fast lanes on pavements


#9

ban on burritos


#10

I’d probably be a liability in a war, tbqfh.


#11

That sounds amazing, come on!


#12

Sorry to anyone who believes in tempting fate and that I’ve maybe just effectively sent them to war.


#13

Every army needs someone to point out everything has chemicals in it


#14

Could probably get around it by wrapping up some rice, beans and guac in a pizza.


#15

World peace


#16

actually tbh wouldn’t mind being one of those intelligence people that sit around in a shed decrypting codes and that if the money was good.


#17

?


#18

I’d probably be most useful in making Geneva convention-defying chemical weapons. For that reason, ahm oot.


#19

No.


#20

Undead army pouring over the wall.