#8

fast lanes on pavements

#9

ban on burritos

#10

I’d probably be a liability in a war, tbqfh.

#11

That sounds amazing, come on!

#12

Sorry to anyone who believes in tempting fate and that I’ve maybe just effectively sent them to war.

#13

Every army needs someone to point out everything has chemicals in it

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#14

Could probably get around it by wrapping up some rice, beans and guac in a pizza.

#15

World peace

#16

actually tbh wouldn’t mind being one of those intelligence people that sit around in a shed decrypting codes and that if the money was good.

#17

?

#18

I’d probably be most useful in making Geneva convention-defying chemical weapons. For that reason, ahm oot.

#19

No.

#20

Undead army pouring over the wall.

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#21

FTFY

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#22

203335

#23

Don’t need to pay me for that

#24

“Everyone! I’ve got a new chemical weapon here, it’s got H2O in it!”

#25

Ned dies

#26

Probably if we were on the brink of a fascist invasion. Of course war is a racket etc.

#27

Nah, we’ve got an old Anderson Shelter on our grounds, I’d probably just go hide in that with cans of beanz.