Are you a Leonard or a Clive?

  • Leonard
  • Clive

0 voters

Sun Clive, Leonard rising

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*Snow Leonard

2 Likes

I’ve got El Cóndor Pasa stuck in my head now

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I WOULD RATHER BE A LEONARD THAN A CLIVE
I WOULD RATHER BE A LEONARD THAN A CLIVE
I WOULD RATHER BE A LEONARD
RATHER BE A LEONARD
I WOULD RATHER BE A LEONARD THAN A CLIIIIIIIIIVE

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My brother’s middle name is Clive. No idea what my parents were thinking there

And it’s Clive!

I’m a cowboy

On a steel horse I ride

I’m wanted (wanted), Leonard or Clive

Wanted (WAAAAANTED), Leonard or Clive

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I CAN’T LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

IF LEONARD IS WITHOUT CLIVE

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good leonards - cohen, nimoy, bernstein, rossiter, da vinci uh maybe kravitz?

good clive - no

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Clive is the most English name in the world, imo. Maybe Martin too. All Clives and Martins have extensive autotrader collections, a massive scalextric set up in their spare rooms you aren’t allowed to touch, and have memberships to working mens clubs.

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Not for me: Clive.

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This guy wants a word.

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ive got several but I don’t think he’d enjoy them

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Might possibly have called @noctilucent a Leonard earlier. Could be time to heal and repair.

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Nigel

Conspicuously hasn’t made the transition to cool Brazilian footballer name either like many other bland English names.

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Kid at primary school called Martin who did a loud fart in reception so was called Martin Fartin for the next 7 years

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worst nigel:

  • Nasty Nigel
  • Nigel Farage
  • Nigel Mansell
  • Nigel Martyn
  • Nigel Benn

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