Buy one of those lighters shaped like a bullet and put it in your suitcase.
They also like it when you pretend there’s a bomb in your case, gives the customs folks a big old laugh when their day gets a bit boring
Yeah but I’m a light smoker and I always have lynx on me to get rid of the smell.
They’ll probably see you using Lynx as a bigger disappointment.
Chuck in a box of matches instead? You can say you’re mad into candles if you get caught.
weird how a few swigs of water is a terrorist threat but a lighter is fine
Get one of these bad boys. They won’t know it’s a lighter and let you through.
Just give up smoking, man. It’s a good opportunity to cold turkey it.
Smoking is bad for you.
In a hotel room once about the age of 16, I didn’t smoke. My mum comes in for a bit with my sister, she happens to open a drawer in which there is an ash tray full of cigarette butts. It was fun trying to persuade her that they weren’t mine.
You’re going to be arrested for terrorising if you try to take a lighter on a plane, so, you know, look forward to JAIL.
His mum. Classic double bluff.
Dunno, either whoever was staying the room before me or the cleaner I guess.
Man I miss smoking so much. I want to go back to Cuba and smoke cigars all day.
Particularly if you’re only a light smoker anyway
Is that the only time? Woah.
yes
I made it through security
Was scary though. And yeah I’m sure my parents do know I smoke, I’d just rather not tell them because psychologically that would be awful.
If you can’t tell them that you smoke, imagine what it must be like for a kid to tell their parents that they’re gay…
