I’m sending your Mum a valentines card so I’m hoping you can
I find this offensive.
Yes you are, but you have to hide the letter in a cake.
wait until she shows you the card
I doubt you’ll get arrested for doing so, so go for it.
I don’t think Rolf will sign your copy of Aerial, no.
the solicitor will be very angry!
carving out a niche as the king of the guilty Rolf-lols there J!
FYI, it refers to this. I would like to buy/send him some books.
OVER-RULED, take him away and bang him up
Oh fuck I forgot I posted that story a couple of days ago!
insert “hasn’t he suffered enough” joke here.
is it this chap?
Hell of a story if so
Didn’t one of the all-time great serial killers (Brady possibly) end up marrying someone who started writing to him?
Tom Brady is evil for sure, but I don’t think he’s killed anyone.
I think it could well be. He’s also seemingly written intermittent Spectator articles over the last 10-15 years also: http://www.spectator.co.uk/author/peter-jm-wayne/
What do you want to write to this armed robber turned Baroque aesthete?