I’ve made us an appointment at the beach for the 14th of April so please be beach body ready by this date.
I hate being on a beach with my body or otherwise
I’m with Gemma Correll
My body resembles a beach ball so yes.
See you both at the beach!
that belly button one is horrific
not yet but soon
No carbohydrates before marbohydrates
I’m going to the beach today. My body is always ready for anything that life might throw at it (as long as it is not too low/below the knees)
More like dad bod ready
the beach will just have to take me as I am. sorry beach.
I’m always ready because I don’t like the beach. Don’t like sand, granular bastard
Warm insulating layer to protect from sea breeze, big ass for comfortable seat
Let me tell you about my home town…
No double carbs before double marbs
Wish George Lucas had stuck to this draft
It was actually Darth Maul’s line originally.
The real question is: Is the beach ready for my body?
No because the clasp on my glittery bikini top broke