Are you beach body ready?

I’ve made us an appointment at the beach for the 14th of April so please be beach body ready by this date.

I hate being on a beach with my body or otherwise

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I’m with Gemma Correll

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My body resembles a beach ball so yes.

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See you both at the beach!

that belly button one is horrific

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not yet but soon

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No carbohydrates before marbohydrates

I’m going to the beach today. My body is always ready for anything that life might throw at it (as long as it is not too low/below the knees)

More like dad bod ready

the beach will just have to take me as I am. sorry beach.

I’m always ready because I don’t like the beach. Don’t like sand, granular bastard

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Warm insulating layer to protect from sea breeze, big ass for comfortable seat

Let me tell you about my home town…

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No double carbs before double marbs

Wish George Lucas had stuck to this draft

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It was actually Darth Maul’s line originally.

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My body is ready for a hot chocolate

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The real question is: Is the beach ready for my body?

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No because the clasp on my glittery bikini top broke :frowning: