Are you beach body ready?

I’ve made us an appointment at the beach for the 14th of April so please be beach body ready by this date.

I hate being on a beach with my body or otherwise

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I’m with Gemma Correll

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My body resembles a beach ball so yes.

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See you both at the beach!

that belly button one is horrific

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not yet but soon

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No carbohydrates before marbohydrates

More like dad bod ready

the beach will just have to take me as I am. sorry beach.

I’m always ready because I don’t like the beach. Don’t like sand, granular bastard

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Warm insulating layer to protect from sea breeze, big ass for comfortable seat

Let me tell you about my home town…

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No double carbs before double marbs

Wish George Lucas had stuck to this draft

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It was actually Darth Maul’s line originally.

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The real question is: Is the beach ready for my body?

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No because the clasp on my glittery bikini top broke :frowning:

Haven’t heard this phrase for a while. What an awful awful shaming concept.

Just the worst

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Also - always at the beach these days
Been my favourite Covid rediscovery going to the beach for a walk / run / swim / sea watching

Don’t even live by the beach :+1: