#32

This is a word I learnt up in Scotchland over new year and now use all too frequently.

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#33

You’re not meant to actually clean your poo from the toilet with the brush after use. you’re just meant to use it when you’re cleaning the toilet with a cleaning product. but id’ get rid of them anyway cause of death and disease

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#34

Unless you’re Bammers apparently.

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#35

Yeah otherswise you have a bog brush covered in shit in your bog.

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#36

100% have never drank out of a toilet bowl

#37

Alright, The Queen!

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#38

The thing that amuses me about this is that I was brought up to take my shoes off when entering the house, in a house I didn’t have to clean. Now I live in a house I do have to clean and I’m too lazy to take my shoes off all the time.

#39

right, so the brush doesn’t get covered in shit if you just leave it on the bowl for when you do a clean?

#40

sleep well:

#41

actually. do what you want though it’s fine either way tbh

#42

I showered today

#43

no mate, you’ve opened a can of shit here now, die on this shit hill

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#44
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#46

yeah or no

#47

fine if you only wear them inside the house

???

#48

I don’t usually find things funny but this is maybe the funniest story I’ve heard of

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#49

Used to live with someone who, every time they did a shit, would leave a big skid on the back of the bowl above the water line. Not spatter, a full skid. Never understood it, but you can’t exactly say “excuse me pal, I think you might have been angling your arse wrong on the toilet your entire life”, can you.

#51

met someone who allegedly would have to take a full shower after having a shit.

#52

“splatter” :frowning:

#53

what if the skid marks are under the water??