Combined with fizzy water. I can’t imagine anything worse.
How about still water?
V extreme opinion there. I’m shocked the humble cucumber could get you worked up like this
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Cucumber is crunchy water
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better with salt though, unlike water
Apparently to like 2% of people or something, cucumber has an appallingly strong taste. Everyone says it’s mild, to me it’s the strongest taste of any food I can think of. It wrecks anything it’s near. VILE. should be used for sexual purposes only.
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and a little bit of vinegar. In fact a cream cheese and cucumber sandwich is one of my favourite summer things. Amazing.
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Marginally less bad, cucumber is still a big nope though.
You’re the most disgusting food I’m afraid
does often ruin sandwiches though, makes them a bit too
…
watery
If somebody has been cutting cucumber and then uses the same knife to cut my sandwich, then my sandwich is completely fucked.
According to my mom, I used to love cucumber as a small child. Weird that I went from that to absolutely despising the stuff.
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You were an idiot as a small child
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Oh 
oh no I’m afraid of vegetables
Yeah gotta be made fresh.
You, and 2% of people haven’t been using it for sexual purposes and then food have you? Because that may explain the taste.
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Some say I still am.
Not me, I think you’re smart and lovely
I just had a cucumber and lemon soda, v.v. refreshing
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I’m intrigued to know what you taste when eating cucumber @Mert_Aksac ? and not one that’s been shoved up someone, just a normal sliced cuke. Have you tried peeling the skin off? much nicer.