Woof! This sentence reeks of POWER!

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Gimme a job, I’ll whip those stale donuts into shape! Can start Monday, say 10am? See you then!

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I was a whizz at this when I worked for M&S richard but only because I wanted to potentially buy it all in the staff shop at the end of the day for a quarter of the price*

*is this still a thing?

Not on hot drink book mate

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I bloody wish it was. Hasn’t been a thing for a long time

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Did you have a milk monitor in your school? It feels like something that only exists in fiction but that would be a really weird thing to make up and become ubiquitous?

2 of the older employees got caught selling each other items of food for pennies! Was a big scandal at the time as I’m sure you can imagine.

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Yes. We actually have one in my office (or that’s what we call it anyway) I just don’t partake

Potentially a fine £5k per item of waste, so it is pretty important.

Are they a total nerd?

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Ooft!

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social board. waiting to see if there’s any decent threads.

CWBAFT!

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M&S though innit so it’s only a couple of pizzas.

I’ll take my thunderbirds.gif now please.

3 inboxes for work and the temperature of the coffee I’ve recently made

Every time I see CWBAFT I can’t help but say it out loud in an awful cod-Welsh accent. I know what it stands for, but it does look like it could be their word for surprise. Cwbaft, Amelia! Check out the arse on Ioan!

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This is a good and funny observation.

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that nüMod thread where ive accidentally nominated myself

It is now perfect drinking temperature!

Congratulations! A good thread to make might be a poll thread of your average waiting time before consuming a hot drink?