I think my spine is mainly going left these days
Imagine being able to book 2 appointments in this economy
Weird how thereās a specific taxi smell isnāt there. Itās basically leather and air freshner isnāt it, intoxicating though.
The thing about me is that I walk laying down, I sleep standing up and youād better believe I fuck whilst sitting
Thatās three things
Oh yeah, sorry.
The three things about me are that I walk laying down, I sleep standing up and youād better believe I fuck whilst sitting
Sat on an electric chair now
Oh shit! Get off it!
The sitting fuck is an underrated fuck I reckon
Iām not comfortable having that kind of conversation really
Sorry, my phone autocorrected āduckā
Ah, thatās more my tempo!
(Assuming you meant that it was just the first āfuckā that should have been āduckā that is)
Iām in some London pub that I didnāt bother reading the name of before I went in having a post gig pint before the train home so my answer is āmoderatelyā after I finally got the answer yes to āis this seat takenā
Iām in bed now, reclining but propped up on a couple of pillows
Should I
- Read my book?
- Play a phone game?
- Shitpost on DiS?
- Other? (please state)
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