Are you sitting comfortably?

I think my spine is mainly going left these days

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Imagine being able to book 2 appointments in this economy

Weird how thereā€™s a specific taxi smell isnā€™t there. Itā€™s basically leather and air freshner isnā€™t it, intoxicating though.

The thing about me is that I walk laying down, I sleep standing up and youā€™d better believe I fuck whilst sitting

Thatā€™s three things

Oh yeah, sorry.

The three things about me are that I walk laying down, I sleep standing up and youā€™d better believe I fuck whilst sitting

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Sat on an electric chair now :sob:

Oh shit! Get off it!

The sitting fuck is an underrated fuck I reckon

Iā€™m not comfortable having that kind of conversation really

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Sorry, my phone autocorrected ā€™duckā€™

Ah, thatā€™s more my tempo!

(Assuming you meant that it was just the first ā€œfuckā€ that should have been ā€œduckā€ that is)

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Iā€™m in some London pub that I didnā€™t bother reading the name of before I went in having a post gig pint before the train home so my answer is ā€˜moderatelyā€™ after I finally got the answer yes to ā€˜is this seat takenā€™

Iā€™m in bed now, reclining but propped up on a couple of pillows

Should I

  • Read my book?
  • Play a phone game?
  • Shitpost on DiS?
  • Other? (please state)

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