Are you the life and soul of the party?

Chances are I don’t want to be there and I’m almost certainly hovering around the coats waiting to make my escape.

Where am I most likely to meet Jona Lewie?

You’re in the living room doing Karaoke and singing “Jona Lewie” to the tune of Louie Louie.

(no idea who Jona Lewie is)

Haha old man @zxcvbnm doesn’t get invited to parties where some minging bathtub is filled with ice and the beers go on there everyone laugh at him haha

ahhhhhhhhhhh THAT Jona Lewie

I preferred him when he was playing for the All Blacks.

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Other - in the toilet taking drugs (this statement applies to me 10 years ago when I went to parties)

After you’ve taken the drug(s) I presume you don’t just sit there? In the toilet?

depends on the drug to be honest. you can end up in there for quite a while.

Tried it once, in about 2006. Now I don’t go to parties.

^ did a lot of imodium in the 90s