#12

Never argue with idiots. They’ll always win on experience.

#13

Come back at him with an even more outlandish conspiracy theory and suggest that he’s the sheep as he believes the spoon fed conspiracy theory

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#14

Go easy on him. They last guy I saw posting ‘9/11 was an inside job’ stuff on FB had a massive breakdown a few months later.

#15

Someone already (apparently seriously) told him that THERE WERE NO PLANES, and this dude was like “There were planes, they just didn’t bring down the towers”. SO RATIONAL.

#16

I tried to point out how nonsensical was that he saw a single, widely discredited academic article as definitive proof, and gave him three that opposed it, but god knows if he’ll even look at them.

#17

have you accidentally befriended mmm_danone on facebook?

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#18

I can happily ignore him because he’s merrily trolling. This guy is really fucking into it.

#19

It’s fascinating how people get into conspiracy theories despite vast amounts of evidence to the contrary.

My favourite are the flat earthers, the most pointless and baffling of all. You want to think the government faked 9/11 or whatever for some sinister reason, sure, but why would anyone try and make people think the World was round when it’s actually flat?

#21

Paging @mmm_danone

#22

can confirm punching person in face best way to win argument

10/10 would do again

#23

As if America needed to bomb its own people to get it to consent to war
Bloody love the stuff don’t they

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#25

I have to remember nothing you wankstain

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#26

I love the flat earthers. I’m a bit obsessed with them, ever since I tried arguing with one who was insisting that gravity isn’t a thing (the effect of gravity is caused by the flat earth constantly moving upwards, ovs).

Have you seen the latest revelation to come from Flat Earther land? Apparently THERE ARE NO TREES!

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#28

euclid was an inside job wake up treeple

#29

man, I learnt a very long time* ago not to get sucked into silly shit like this. no good can come of it dude

*last year

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#31

Seems legit: ‘The narrator alleges that a nuclear war took place in the 19th century, that large bathtubs are proof of the technological complexities of previous ages, that volcanoes are massive slag piles boiling with reactive chemical waste.’

#32

Still freaks my nut out

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#33

:smiley:

#34

Thought they were just going to fold it so it stood up with those two bits and the set fire to it at the end