So you have a great back catalogue, stretching over many years and you put out a best of album. Except you balls it up by missing key tracks, or you fill it with radio edits or re-worked versions.
Step forward Orbital:
The only half decent attempt was Work, but that also missed the target.
So come on Hartnolls, get your best songs, in their definitive version, put them in chronological order on a double album and hey presto you have a greatest hits as good as Underworld’s 1992-2002.
The Residents are the fucking worst for this - their first attempt at a greatest hits ‘Our Finest Flowers’ ended up turning into a mash up record where they decided to re-record and mash together 2 songs for each track to very mixed results.
Then you had 80 lost Orphans which is 80 tracks long and whilst it does contain a lot of their ‘hits’ it has a lot of stuff that really doesn’t make sense especially from the more conceptual albums.
Then they did another greatest hits album ‘I Am A Resident’ which was again going to be a greatest hits comp - then they decided it’d be cool to have fans to do the tracks instead - a cool idea - then they mashed them all up. This is the best of the 3 but it’d be cool to have that tracklist as a regular greatest hits as the songs chosen were finally ‘it’. Still I really enjoy the crowd sourced covers and enjoy the remixes. It’s the one i’d recommend even though it doesn’t feature a single song by the band (all written by them of course) funny that
So here you are the best Residents best of doesn’t feature a sinlge original version
Girls Aloud have 2 best ofs and managed to fuck up both. The first having a bunch of lame covers tagged on at the end, the second by including the awful radio edit of Untouchable. Useless!
Trail of Dead. Lot of people switched off after Worlds Apart but pretty much every album has bangers. Could even do one for the punkier stuff and one for the others