:t_rex:

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I’m unclear why you put the word “unless” in that post.

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I thought dog momentarily but then imagined walking around and strangers stroking me all the time and it sounds dreadful

But you’d fucking love it because you’d be a dog

Nah, I would be fuming.

Mantis shrimp

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But you could bite them and give them rabies!

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Ah well colour me interested!

human

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There are so many breeds of uk bat!

Look at this wee pudding -

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Looks like my A-Level Maths teacher

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Amazing.

Was watching Kill Bill 2 last night. genuinely had a teacher at my school with eyebrows like this -

I dream of one day cultivating such magnificent eyebrows. ONE DAY.

Whichever sleeps and eats the most

Would suggest that these two things are mutually exclusive…

This seems most appealing, so long as it wasn’t a house plant. Something nice and simple in some forest undergrowth, that’d be good.

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I wouldn’t mind being a willow tree

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You might get turned into a cricket bat.

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I could live with that, and Creakyknees would dance with me in stormy weather

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if you were a dog / cow you wouldn’t be able to scratch your own head. think about how annoying that would be

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Trying to work out if a dog cow would be a great or an appalling animal.