#23

I’m unclear why you put the word “unless” in that post.

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#24

I thought dog momentarily but then imagined walking around and strangers stroking me all the time and it sounds dreadful

#25

But you’d fucking love it because you’d be a dog

#26

Nah, I would be fuming.

#27

Mantis shrimp

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#28

But you could bite them and give them rabies!

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#29

Ah well colour me interested!

#30

human

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#31

There are so many breeds of uk bat!

Look at this wee pudding -

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#32

Looks like my A-Level Maths teacher

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#33

Amazing.

Was watching Kill Bill 2 last night. genuinely had a teacher at my school with eyebrows like this -

I dream of one day cultivating such magnificent eyebrows. ONE DAY.

#34

Whichever sleeps and eats the most

#35

Would suggest that these two things are mutually exclusive…

#36

This seems most appealing, so long as it wasn’t a house plant. Something nice and simple in some forest undergrowth, that’d be good.

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#37

I wouldn’t mind being a willow tree

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#38

You might get turned into a cricket bat.

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#39

I could live with that, and Creakyknees would dance with me in stormy weather

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#40

if you were a dog / cow you wouldn’t be able to scratch your own head. think about how annoying that would be

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#41

Trying to work out if a dog cow would be a great or an appalling animal.

#42

wouldn’t be able to scratch its head