Iâm unclear why you put the word âunlessâ in that post.
I thought dog momentarily but then imagined walking around and strangers stroking me all the time and it sounds dreadful
But youâd fucking love it because youâd be a dog
Nah, I would be fuming.
Mantis shrimp
But you could bite them and give them rabies!
Ah well colour me interested!
Looks like my A-Level Maths teacher
Amazing.
Was watching Kill Bill 2 last night. genuinely had a teacher at my school with eyebrows like this -
I dream of one day cultivating such magnificent eyebrows. ONE DAY.
Whichever sleeps and eats the most
Would suggest that these two things are mutually exclusiveâŚ
This seems most appealing, so long as it wasnât a house plant. Something nice and simple in some forest undergrowth, thatâd be good.
You might get turned into a cricket bat.
if you were a dog / cow you wouldnât be able to scratch your own head. think about how annoying that would be
Trying to work out if a dog cow would be a great or an appalling animal.
wouldnât be able to scratch its head
If it was the back half of a cow and the back half of a dog then this wouldnât be an issue.
âwe call it the epimerâ