Trying to work out if a dog cow would be a great or an appalling animal.
wouldnât be able to scratch its head
If it was the back half of a cow and the back half of a dog then this wouldnât be an issue.
âwe call it the epimerâ
It would be so famous it could afford to pay someone to scratch its head.
Which brings me back to wondering what happened to Catdogâs digested foodâŠ
Orang-utans usually look like theyâre enjoying themselves.
Or a dolphin, maybe. Those fuckers are up to something and I want to know what.
Gorilla
dolphin is a great shout
Always smiling and playing and surfing on bow waves and that, but thereâs something proper sinister going on with them Iâm sure. Dying to find out what they know.
End up in tuna net