Ask An Italian

I don’t know if we’ve got any Italians here on our community but that doesn’t stop us having an “Ask An Italian” thread so we can have somewhere to put any questions that we would put to an Italian if there were any here.

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  1. What do you think about Italy?
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  1. Did you have a nice weekend?

Not a Pietro Valente fan?

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Err… Pietro?!

I love Pietro Valente!

Doesn’t @zanimos live in Italy?

This is a question that can be answered by @Antpocalypsenow, zanimos themselves, or any other Italians

  1. Do you ever look at a map of your fine country and worry if the seas are a bit choppy Apulia will fall off and crash into Turkey
  1. Did you know that Portugal doesn’t go all the way to the top?
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  1. when is your Dolmio day?
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what’s your favourite mountain pass

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Shish Mahal a local Indian

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thinking about how taxation, politics and redistribution work in italy and the uk, including corruption and so forth, which country do you think is a better place to live?

What do real Italians think of Italian-American culture?

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Hello? Pietro?

  1. Is it OK to think Sophia from the Dolmio ads would be fit if she was “real?” Asking for a friend.

do italians really like the italian style of football or do they just pretend to because it’s all they have?

is what i’d ask an italian if they liked football

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I don’t think a random Italian has the authority to decide if puppet shagging is okay, iirc

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Give the puppet shagging jurisdiction to Giggsy till the end of the season

Btw this is the second joke of mine today that’s been criminally ignored