Ask me anything

I might not answer but you can ask

If you could have one mouthful of food right now, what would it be.

Big dirty Spoons curry, I’m ready and waiting


Could go a mixed grill.

You’re not me. shut your trap


@TheBarbieMovie2023 how would you feel about a Spoons mixed grill?

@TheBarbieMovie2023 what’s your favourite horror movie?

I rarely diverge from the curry so I’m not sure but I’m not a grill girl really.

Thank you.

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What’s the best way to cook an egg?

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Can you speak to your favourite fork please and why you prefer it to the other forks at your disposal

You’ve got £1.75 in change. What’re you getting from the corner shop?

Will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark?

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Good question. I think I’m most similar to a hamster but I’d love to be a panther (sleek and a symbol of social progress) or a pig (wallowing in my own filth)


I’m actually struggling to think of any horror movies I’ve even seen. does American werewolf in Paris count? Sorry I don’t really do horror, my personal life is horror enough xoxo

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Favourite MBV meme?

Drinking loads of Monster until your ovaries are fried. Haha!

No I think it’s scrambled eggs, although poached eggs serve their purpose.


I only have one fork at my disposal unfortunately, from my (now eaten) Spoons curry. There are lots of students preparing for an Abba night around me and I don’t want them to think I’m weird but I also want to meet your challenge so I picked up the fork and said DUT DUT DUT DUT VREW VREEEEW VREW because I’m a softgirl who is a people pleaser.

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That’s a pretty good one yeah!

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Can of Monster (original) if I have any change I’ll buy a freddo

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