Assistant just said twix has too much biscuit


#1

fire her?


#2

No, promote


#3

biscuits just the vehicle for chocolate and caramel or whatever it is they have in there.

Don’t eat mass-produced chocolate bars maaaaaaaaaaaan


#4

Thinly veiled ‘I have an assistant’ thread


#5

I’m in full agreement with her and I think she should retain her positon


#6

and a twix!


#7

Pretty sexist of you coming on here just assuming that your assistant’s a woman imo


#8

I’d hope her employment rights are rigorous enough to protect her from being fired over this.


#9

I read ‘Assistant’ as ‘Assad’


#10
  • you should’ve made a poll
  • it’s the modern way

0 voters


#11

imagine choosing a twix and then being fussy about it. it’d be like saps calling his plain omelette ‘uninspiring’.


#12

fuck/marry/kill
twix/biscuit/assistant


#13

everyone does, right?


#14

I like a Twix

But I think the biscuit/ choc / caramel ratio is better in the Twix bites and celebrations size twixes


#15

Had a peanut butter Twix the other day. Was in Morrisons. Hadn’t seen them before. Very poor.


#16

I’ve seen loads of Morrison’s.


#17

“la di da i’ve got an assistant I can fire”


#18

Oooohhhh! Very good!


#19

Make tea and do twix straw.


#20

Hi.